Spider Monkey Meets Frog Legs

Alright, so maybe this is going to require a little more determination and effort than I thought. I swear the pasta almost jumps into my hand as I reach into the fridge for a yogurt. Not to mention I've been talked out of buying sneakers in store because I could get a better pair offline. To bad they have yet to be ordered. But I've set a goal, so I guess thats progress right? My goal is to lose at least fifteen pounds by the time I move back home in October. Twenty would be fantastic, but fifteen would be realistic. And let me explain that the shoes will be ordered soon, and they are even picked out! I just need to make sure I know what size to get because they aren't necessarily regular sneakers. They are those shoes that look like toe-socks meet crocs. Yikes, wow, am I admitting to buying something that could even resemble either of those two things? Well, in the little defense that I have, they are sappose to be the best shoes for running and working out, which is what I need right? I think? So I've been told? Damn do I hope so. I mean, they make whoever is wearing them look like a spider monkey meets frog legs. But if it's going to get me where I want to be, I guess I can take the risk because.....